tveits:

does you know who i be

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does you listen to music

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do you watch tv

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DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BOX

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(via ruinedchildhood)

jaclcfrost:

there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say and do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine

(via dutchster)

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via babybluegalaxy)

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

(via elsannafractals)

"My last question is about your tweet. Your last tweet about your pillow." [x]

(Source: hope-strongerthanfear, via kinnme)

afterlaughtersart:

OITNB Doodles (view all here):

Just doodle-art tributes to some of the characters of the serie!
-please do not repost-

(via after-laughters)

"not my fat ass"

me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

(via nadiikinz)

lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

(via dutchster)

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

(via cidio)